Stop paying, and the customers stop coming.That is rented growth, and it costs more every year. We build the kind you own.
Yours from the first week. Your growth KPI climbs or we work for free.
A teardown of your product and your channels, in three days. Free, and yours whether we work together or not.
Two ways to fix this. Both of them end.
One is an agency. The other is a star hire. Rented growth ends, and you keep nothing.
The day it ends · contract up, or one resignation letter
Rent the function
Rent the judgment
Stop bidding for customers. Make new ones.
Everyone in your category is bidding for the same eight people.
You compete on brand, not on price.
When people start typing your name, you stop buying the order with a discount. Two numbers move first. Cheaper paid and fewer touches follow them.
Nobody buys the first thing they watch.
Four steps from stranger to buyer, and none of them looks like an ad.
Each piece has to be worth watching before it is worth anything to you. While it entertains, it moves someone from not knowing the problem exists, to feeling it, to knowing a fix exists, to wanting yours. The brand gets a little more credible at every step.
- 01UNAWARE
- 02PROBLEM AWARE
- 03SOLUTION AWARE
- 04PRODUCT AWARE
You keep the machine, not the folder.
Two things change hands, and both keep working after the last invoice.
The Engine
Two halves that feed each other. The organic engine makes demand that was not there. The ads engine puts budget behind what organic already proved converts.
The Playbook
Everything it takes to run the engine, written down. How a subject gets picked, how a piece gets sourced, shot and edited, which formats run and when one gets killed, what earns budget behind it. Not notes on what we did, but the rules for doing it again.
We will not tell you whose numbers these are.
Every number here is sourced. None of the names are, and they never will be.
Fire us and you keep everything.
Stop paying an agency and count what you still have. Then do the same with us.
- What you are buying
An agencyBranding. A look, a tone doc, a deck.
You, with usA brand people search for by name.
- The first three months
An agencyGive it three months to test.
You, with usPublishing in month one.
- Once the invoice clears
An agencyOutput settles at the contracted minimum.
You, with usThe KPI climbs or we work for free.
- The day it ends
An agencyYou keep the posts, not the ability to make more.
You, with usYou keep the engine and the playbook.
Organic Growth or we work for free.
We name one KPI we control for your company in your first month. If it is not climbing by month six, we work for free until it is.
We can promise a direction because we are not promising a video. A format produces a number, and a number can be held to.
It runs until it climbsHowever long that takes. There is no fixed window after which the invoices start again, and every month of it is ours to carry.
You read it off your own numbersYour analytics and the platforms' own reporting. There is nothing of ours in the middle for you to take on trust.
Send us a link. We send back a teardown.
A link to your product and your channels. Nothing else. In three days you get a breakdown of what brings you customers today, and what we would build first. The plan is yours, whether we work together or not.
Show me what you would do →Before you ask.
Underboss Media builds consumer companies, apps, DTC brands, marketplaces and gaming, an organic distribution engine they own: video formats that create demand on the company's own accounts, paid budget behind what organic proves, and a written playbook so the company's team can run it. If the KPI we name is not climbing by month six, we work for free until it is.
We do not publish prices, because scope sets them and a number without a scope is theatre. The teardown tells you what we would build, so you see the shape of the work before anyone asks you for a budget. If there is something there, the whole year goes in writing before you commit to anything.
No. Twelve months is how long the build takes. The commitment is month to month. You own the accounts, the output and the playbook from the first week, and you can stop any month and keep all of it. That is the point of the model: we have to earn the next month, because leaving costs you nothing.
One metric, named for your company in the first month once there is a baseline to set it against. It is something the engine drives, branded search for example. Your blended CAC depends on things we never touch, so it is never the one. We commit to it climbing. Nobody can predict the magnitude, so we do not pretend to.
Yes, on your accounts, to put budget behind what the organic engine already proved converts. We do not spend to find out what works. Organic finds that out for free.
Whoever you name on your side: you, someone already on staff, or a hire. We train them while the engine is live, so they learn on real output instead of a document.
You can, any time, and you lose nothing by doing it. Most companies keep us because the output keeps climbing. Stopping would cost them nothing, which is the point.
One video hitting is luck. A format that hits repeatedly is not, and formats are what we run: a fixed shape of video with a defined hook, subject and structure, judged on the group rather than the piece. One video is noise. Ten of the same format is a number, and a number can be killed, kept, or funded. Which video goes big next month is not predictable. Which of your formats are earning their place by month three is.
No. Consumer only, because consumer distribution is a different craft and we run one to depth.
Ready to own your growth?
You do not have to decide that today.
It takes two minutes to send and there is nothing to prepare. Three days later the teardown is yours, whether we end up working together or not.
